Dumb bitches that borrow my pens and don’t return them afterwards… can you like not, cause I’m emotionally attached to all my pens lol da fuq. If I let you borrow one of my pens then it’s mostly likely one of my good pens because I have no reason to carry around crappy pens.
and then there are the bigger bitches that borrow my pens, and then when I personally ask for it back they say “Oh I”ll try to look for it”
Hold on my amigo!!! Remember when you asked me for that pen, you said “Can I borrow a pen??” Borrow!!!!!!!!!! Not “Can I have one of your pens”.
Hey you. Yes you, the one with the camera. The one who likes adventures and books and coffee and spontaneity and mellow music and sunshine and rain. Where are you? Do you exist? Cause I can’t find you. At all.